walking out of Sears last nite i experienced what probably was one of the best moments ever. mall security going all COPS:Suburban assault edition on some hoodrat seriously about 4 ft away from me and Sears Loss Prevention chasing after the accomplice's getaway vehicle. I just heard some scuffling to the right of me and then I saw Mall Security's dorky ass car w/the green strobe pulled up, and then all of a sudden Paul Blart got out and just went all Ray Lewis on the 40 yrs old or so woman/perp taking her to the ground like she got a semi automatic and a big bag of weed on her or something...all the while she was screaming "I didn't take nothing". oh yes you did! double negatives means you really did something!!! it was awesome...i wish i can relive that moment again...
all the while i'm thinking shit....i totally just paid for this $8 cable...i wish a bitch would take me down. i'd be rich! Loss Prevention is too much...bro...you're a mall cop and store security...you're not licensed to even pack pepper spray...tone it down....but yeah, if there was a chase scene between the perp accomplice and the mall security car w/its green light strobing....i can't imagine how life can be better...
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