Feelings and Emotions

Ever listen to pop radio on Sunday nites and there's like a 3 hour long talk show where some dude would take calls from teens accross the country w/an assortment of emotional issues. i respect him, he's a better man than I am bc I can't do that. i know everyone has problems...but can you imagine some 16 yrs old girl calling and telling me shit like: "omg, i think i'm in love w/him and i really wanna do it and have his baby", my reply would've been like "omfg this ho is dumb. you besta not be on welfare after you have the kid, i am NOT paying taxes to support your skanky ass"....hang up. "next! actually you know what, let's end this, in conclusion- we live in America, best Effin country ever, deal with it, move on.... just be glad you didn't ride your camel to Giant and a donkey w/a bomb strapped to it blows up in front of you... just keep movin'"